By now, you’ve mastered the art of appearing busy. You can navigate effortlessly through the corporate hallways of meaningless projects, failed profit predictions and demoralizing budget cuts. It’s probably taken years to get to Wally’s level – so reward yourself for all your accomplishments with the purchase of this functional, telling jacket. Pulling it on after a hard day’s “work” is the perfect way to boast: “I did nothing today and still got paid.”