In the cutthroat corporate realm, you need multitudinous methods to prove your intellectual superiority — especially if you have scarce work ethic and mediocre commerce ideas. Proudly portray your appreciation for numbers with this Epoch Alarm Clock — the perfect cubicle or office companion that will reveal your co-workers’ undeniable envy when they can’t decipher any of its numerous display functions. Bonus: It comes with a conversion chart, in case you’ve overestimated your own intelligence.