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Try sporting this Catbert sweatshirt the next time you know you'll be delivering bad news to your employees. You'll look so casually approachable, they won't even hear the announcement that security cameras have been installed into all work areas, and Internet, e-mail and phone usage will henceforth be monitored heavily.

Try sporting this Catbert sweatshirt the next time you know you’ll be delivering bad news to your employees. You’ll look so casually approachable, they won’t even hear the announcement that security cameras have been installed into all work areas, and Internet, e-mail and phone usage will henceforth be monitored heavily.

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Catbert once gave Wally a cube with a window view - but only so he could take naps on Wally's head in the afternoon sunlight. Take heed, and warm your own head with this soft, affordable Catbert beanie. Evil has never felt so cozy.

Catbert once gave Wally a cube with a window view – but only so he could take naps on Wally’s head in the afternoon sunlight. Take heed, and warm your own head with this soft, affordable Catbert beanie. Evil has never felt so cozy.

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As the Human Resources Director, your days can get pretty rough as you attempt to ensure that everyone's life is a difficult and miserable as possible, so when you finally have the chance to take a week long escape, sport your new Catbert Bucket Hat.

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If casual dress day is hurting your employees' productivity, remember: The real problem is not irrational management, but casual pants. Set an example in the workplace by pairing this smart Catbert button-up with freshly-pressed slacks. Watch and be amazed as your employees come to grips with the reality that without the proper business wardrobe, they will surely fall short of corporate success.

If casual dress day is hurting your employees’ productivity, remember: The real problem is not irrational management, but casual pants. Set an example in the workplace by pairing this smart Catbert button-up with freshly-pressed slacks. Watch and be amazed as your employees come to grips with the reality that without the proper business wardrobe, they will surely fall short of corporate success.

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<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>55/45 cotton/poly blend</li> <li>Adjustable cuffs</li> <li>Button-down collar</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/long_button_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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Do you spend 40 hours a week in a cloth box, under bad fluorescent lighting? If so, natural light might be something that takes a little getting used to. This Catbert cap will help shield your sensitive eyes during your precious time spent outside. It will also cheerfully make light of the fact that due to budget cuts, your office will soon be reducing vacation allowance to one week per year. Sorry if H.R. forgot to tell you and you're hearing it from us.

Do you spend 40 hours a week in a cloth box, under bad fluorescent lighting? If so, natural light might be something that takes a little getting used to. This Catbert cap will help shield your sensitive eyes during your precious time spent outside. It will also cheerfully make light of the fact that due to budget cuts, your office will soon be reducing vacation allowance to one week per year. Sorry if H.R. forgot to tell you and you’re hearing it from us.

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<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% cotton</li> <li>Low profile, fashion closure with grommet</li> </ul>

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2010-02-22T20:43:20Z

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Remember, you are a valued employee with a plethora of experience, proven success and the ability to turn profit margins of exceeding proportions. Just keep in mind that all of these qualities will be quickly forgotten if you ever voice disagreement with upper management. When you experience the resultant wrath, at least you can take solace in the warmth and comfort of this Catbert sweatshirt. Evil has never been so soothing.

Remember, you are a valued employee with a plethora of experience, proven success and the ability to turn profit margins of exceeding proportions. Just keep in mind that all of these qualities will be quickly forgotten if you ever voice disagreement with upper management. When you experience the resultant wrath, at least you can take solace in the warmth and comfort of this Catbert sweatshirt. Evil has never been so soothing.

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority Signature(R) Sueded Finish Crewneck Sweatshirt * 9 oz., 78/22 cotton/poly blend * Rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/crewneck_sweatshirt)

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>78/22 cotton/poly blend</li> <li>Rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/crewneck_sweatshirt" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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2010-02-22T20:43:21Z

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Being the Evil Director of Human Resources can get quite difficult. Sometimes, it is time to take a little winter resort vacation to come back refreshed and ready to make everyone as miserable as possible. Take the next flight out and enjoy your new Stretch Fleece Headband.

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2010-02-22T20:43:23Z

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This practical jacket puts the "function" in dysfunctional. Wear it for an added confidence boost on those days when you have to sit through another disturbing company meeting. Catbert's suspicious smile will remind you that even though salaries are being slashed for the third time this year, extensive budget cutbacks have created a hostile and vicious workplace environment and "bonus" is no longer a recognizable word, you can still take solace in the fact that you haven't sold your soul. (Yet.)

This practical jacket puts the “function” in dysfunctional. Wear it for an added confidence boost on those days when you have to sit through another disturbing company meeting. Catbert’s suspicious smile will remind you that even though salaries are being slashed for the third time this year, extensive budget cutbacks have created a hostile and vicious workplace environment and “bonus” is no longer a recognizable word, you can still take solace in the fact that you haven’t sold your soul. (Yet.)

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) R-Tek(R) Fleece * 13 oz., 100% polyester fleece * Velcro closure slash pockets * Elastic waistband and cuffs *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/fleece_jacket_sizing)

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% polyester fleece</li> <li>Velcro closure slash pockets</li> <li>Elastic waistband and cuffs</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/fleece_jacket_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

DB000606P

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Instituting new policies can be one of the high points of a career in human resources, so why not have a little fun with the dress code and require all employees to sport a Catbert Fleece Scarf.

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When it comes time for annual reviews and everyone is stopping in your office, block out some noise and keep doing what you do best, make lives miserable. Get the comfy new Catbert Knit Hat with Ear Flaps

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Working in Human Resources can allow you to cause misery in the lives of others no matter where you work…try a new ensemble and see if you still create the same impact.

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Remember, you're a valued employee with a vast skill set and successful track record. It doesn't matter that no one knows this but you. On those mundane workplace afternoons, delight in the warmth and sheer comfort of this Catbert microfleece. You'll soon forget that your efforts remain unnoticed.

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As the Evil H.R. Director, you are often the professional dispenser of bad news. Whatever the news, be it budget cuts, downsizing, relocation or job outsourcing, you can look good - and casually approachable - while delivering it. Sporting this smart Catbert polo is the perfect way to pleasantly affirm, "Your raise will become effective when you are."

As the Evil H.R. Director, you are often the professional dispenser of bad news. Whatever the news, be it budget cuts, downsizing, relocation or job outsourcing, you can look good – and casually approachable – while delivering it. Sporting this smart Catbert polo is the perfect way to pleasantly affirm, “Your raise will become effective when you are.”

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If you’ve ever vented to your Evil H.R. Director that you need a new position and he’s replied, “Have you tried crouching?” you’ll benefit from owning this malleable Catbert toy. Squeeze your frustrations away as you remind yourself that the Human Resources department makes your corporate life stress- and conflict-free.

If you’ve ever vented to your Evil H.R. Director that you need a new position and he’s replied, “Have you tried crouching?” you’ll benefit from owning this malleable Catbert toy. Squeeze your frustrations away as you remind yourself that the Human Resources department makes your corporate life stress- and conflict-free.

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Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees' cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees’ cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

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“Proactively refreshing.” Improve both your performance and your breath when you pop one of these fresh, revitalizing peppermints. Sarcastic praise from The Boss not included.

“Proactively refreshing.” Improve both your performance and your breath when you pop one of these fresh, revitalizing peppermints. Sarcastic praise from The Boss not included.

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