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In ??Another Day in Cubicle Paradise??, Dilbert and his cohorts, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss once again entertain with their cubicle humor. From bizarre personnel decisions to meetings gone bad, from schizoid secretaries to consultants from hell, Another Day in Cubicle Paradise provides a way to get all those darn comic strips off the break room bulletin board.

In <cite>Another Day in Cubicle Paradise</cite>, Dilbert and his cohorts, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss once again entertain with their cubicle humor. From bizarre personnel decisions to meetings gone bad, from schizoid secretaries to consultants from hell, Another Day in Cubicle Paradise provides a way to get all those darn comic strips off the break room bulletin board.

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In this collection, ??Excuse Me While I Wag??, Dilbert and his power-hungry dog, Dogbert, once again provide comic relief to all suppressed and repressed workers. Scott Adams' dead-on charts the so-called careers of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, the Pointy-Haired Boss, and the supporting (but hardly supportive) character in Dilbert's world -- a world that's eerily like the one we live and work in daily.

In this collection, <cite>Excuse Me While I Wag</cite>, Dilbert and his power-hungry dog, Dogbert, once again provide comic relief to all suppressed and repressed workers. Scott Adams’ dead-on charts the so-called careers of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, the Pointy-Haired Boss, and the supporting (but hardly supportive) character in Dilbert’s world — a world that’s eerily like the one we live and work in daily.

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This volume of cartoons, which ran in newspapers from November 20, 1995, through August 31st, 1996, brings you more of the bizarre fun of the eternally devious, frustrated, and clueless. In addition to the antics of Dilbert, The Boss, Alice, Wally, and Dogbert, you’ll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine "just for fun." You’ll witness Ratbert hired as vice president of marketing, with his only experience being a week spent in a dumpster at Proctor & Gamble. And you’ll recoil from Camping Carl, the office’s annoyingly nonstop complainer, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel.

This volume of cartoons, which ran in newspapers from November 20, 1995, through August 31st, 1996, brings you more of the bizarre fun of the eternally devious, frustrated, and clueless. In addition to the antics of Dilbert, The Boss, Alice, Wally, and Dogbert, you’ll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine “just for fun.” You’ll witness Ratbert hired as vice president of marketing, with his only experience being a week spent in a dumpster at Proctor & Gamble. And you’ll recoil from Camping Carl, the office’s annoyingly nonstop complainer, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel.

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Ratbert once proclaimed that the goal of all creatures is to be happy. As such, if you're happier than your coworkers, you're consequently more successful. In this warm, comfortable Ratbert sweatshirt, it will be impossible for you not to be happier than them. If that doesn't work, don't get too in touch with your Ratbert side; chewing on coaxial cables doesn't yield the same satisfaction for humans as it does for rats.

Ratbert once proclaimed that the goal of all creatures is to be happy. As such, if you’re happier than your coworkers, you’re consequently more successful. In this warm, comfortable Ratbert sweatshirt, it will be impossible for you not to be happier than them. If that doesn’t work, don’t get too in touch with your Ratbert side; chewing on coaxial cables doesn’t yield the same satisfaction for humans as it does for rats.

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You don't need to chew on cables in your spare time to be more like Ratbert. Like him, you know that no matter how you spend your time at work, you'll still get paid the same. If you're burned out - and we know you are - take a relaxing personal day, don this telling beanie, and spend some time outside in the fresh air. Just remember to take it slow; your stale-cubicle-air-accustomed lungs might need a little time to adapt.

You don’t need to chew on cables in your spare time to be more like Ratbert. Like him, you know that no matter how you spend your time at work, you’ll still get paid the same. If you’re burned out – and we know you are – take a relaxing personal day, don this telling beanie, and spend some time outside in the fresh air. Just remember to take it slow; your stale-cubicle-air-accustomed lungs might need a little time to adapt.

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Being the VP of Sales can become a burden. When you just want to put on a different hat and escape, sport the new Ratbert Bucket Hat.

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Like Ratbert, do you simply crave love, appreciation and acceptance? In this attractive button-up, you can have it all. Wear it to prove that your success is a direct result of hard work, dedication, and the ability to maintain a vacant and impressionable mind.

Like Ratbert, do you simply crave love, appreciation and acceptance? In this attractive button-up, you can have it all. Wear it to prove that your success is a direct result of hard work, dedication, and the ability to maintain a vacant and impressionable mind.

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According to Ratbert, "The less you know, the happier you are." Don't be afraid to take a page from his book; after all, he started as a test rat in a laboratory and successfully worked his way up the corporate ladder to be appointed CEO. It probably seems like your company's CEO did, too - all the while maintaining a satisfyingly blissful level of ignorance. Don't worry, your ivy league schooling wasn't in vain.* *Note: It might have been.

According to Ratbert, “The less you know, the happier you are.” Don’t be afraid to take a page from his book; after all, he started as a test rat in a laboratory and successfully worked his way up the corporate ladder to be appointed CEO. It probably seems like your company’s CEO did, too – all the while maintaining a satisfyingly blissful level of ignorance. Don’t worry, your ivy league schooling wasn’t in vain.* *Note: It might have been.

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2010-02-22T20:43:20Z

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When was the last time you took a vacation? You don't need to go anywhere fancy to take a break from incompetent co-workers, demoralizing budget cuts and the feeble tactics of the upper management ego tribe. Stay home one day next week, pull on this surprisingly soft Ratbert sweatshirt and practice what made him successful: the ability to maintain an entirely blank mind.

When was the last time you took a vacation? You don’t need to go anywhere fancy to take a break from incompetent co-workers, demoralizing budget cuts and the feeble tactics of the upper management ego tribe. Stay home one day next week, pull on this surprisingly soft Ratbert sweatshirt and practice what made him successful: the ability to maintain an entirely blank mind.

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Appropriate travel attire is necessary for any salesman, even if you are selling a barely mediocre service. Have you prospects take you to the nearest mountain resort and enjoy the luxuries before returning to the misery of the bleak office.

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You are an integral part of the procedural excellence within your company. It doesn’t matter that no one knows this but you, so keep proudly crunching those numbers. When your next paycheck comes, reward yourself by purchasing a new jacket for impending seasonal weather. It will make you feel warm inside* and out. *Note: “Warm inside” is a relative term. Results may vary.

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2010-02-22T20:43:22Z

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Feel like you've put your neck on the line for your company a few too many times. Protect your neck with a comfy cozy scarf while working your sales magic.

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Only a weathered employee like yourself can truly understand the daily stresses of the workplace. Layer this cozy fleece vest over your choice of business-casual attire to connect with your inner Ratbert, and take a more relaxed approach to your nine-to-five. After all, advancement will come to those with the ability to maintain a purely vacant mind. Just ask your boss how it worked out for him.

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When the economy is down and sales are soft, you have to go the extra mile to land a sale. Grab the new Ratbert Knit Hat with Ear Flaps to keep warm on your sales travels.

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2010-02-22T21:31:02Z

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When selling outdated and useless services, you have to go the extra mile to land the sale. Try a new look and see if it gets the job done with any more ease. Get the new Ratbert Lab Coat.

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Cozy up to the reality of unreasonable pay cuts, passive aggressive coworkers and clueless CEOs. This soft, downy Ratbert microfleece will allow you more comfortably navigate through the convoluted hallways of corporate incompetence during your monotonous work week.

Cozy up to the reality of unreasonable pay cuts, passive aggressive coworkers and clueless CEOs. This soft, downy Ratbert microfleece will allow you more comfortably navigate through the convoluted hallways of corporate incompetence during your monotonous work week.

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<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% poly microfleece</li> <li>Zipper with pull cord</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/microfleece_jacket_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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2010-02-22T20:43:21Z

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Who knew the ignorant could end up having so much power in the corporate realm? Just ask your CEO. Like Ratbert, your company's CEO probably started at the bottom and worked his way up by maintaining a blissfully blank mind. If you're still puttering around in the lab rat phase, don't be afraid to take a page from Ratbert's book. This embroidered polo is a great way to initially declare your lack of knowledge in an effort to make the first step toward advancement.

Who knew the ignorant could end up having so much power in the corporate realm? Just ask your CEO. Like Ratbert, your company’s CEO probably started at the bottom and worked his way up by maintaining a blissfully blank mind. If you’re still puttering around in the lab rat phase, don’t be afraid to take a page from Ratbert’s book. This embroidered polo is a great way to initially declare your lack of knowledge in an effort to make the first step toward advancement.

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) Pique Knit Sport Shirt * 7 oz., 100% ring-spun combed cotton * Side vents * Horn tone buttons *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/polo_shirt_sizing)

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2010-02-22T20:43:21Z

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Scott Adams still has the corporate world guffawing about the adventures of nerdy Dilbert and his power-hungry companion, Dogbert, plus Ratbert and the Pointy-Haired Boss, as they make their way through the travails of modern work life. Only a cartoonist with been-there-endured-that experience could make us laugh so hard. ??When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View??? captures it all, including those Sunday strips that make it into the office each Monday morning.

Scott Adams still has the corporate world guffawing about the adventures of nerdy Dilbert and his power-hungry companion, Dogbert, plus Ratbert and the Pointy-Haired Boss, as they make their way through the travails of modern work life. Only a cartoonist with been-there-endured-that experience could make us laugh so hard. <cite>When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View</cite>? captures it all, including those Sunday strips that make it into the office each Monday morning.

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