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Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees' cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees’ cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

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Choose your favorite Dilbert strip – you know, the one that reminds you of your own incompetent manager, or your company’s own sales weasel – and have it applied to this mug. You may find that a little laughter can brighten up your otherwise dismal office routine. If that doesn’t work, try turning on another fluorescent light.

Choose your favorite Dilbert strip – you know, the one that reminds you of your own incompetent manager, or your company’s own sales weasel – and have it applied to this mug. You may find that a little laughter can brighten up your otherwise dismal office routine. If that doesn’t work, try turning on another fluorescent light.

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We understand that for you, a standard-sized mug just won’t cut it. That’s why we’ve brought you the 15oz mug – for an added energy boost to help get you through that looming budget meeting, insufferable company morale speech, or just your average Tuesday. Personalize it with the most ironically applicable Dilbert strip you can find.

We understand that for you, a standard-sized mug just won’t cut it. That’s why we’ve brought you the 15oz mug – for an added energy boost to help get you through that looming budget meeting, insufferable company morale speech, or just your average Tuesday. Personalize it with the most ironically applicable Dilbert strip you can find.

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This volume of cartoons, which ran in newspapers from November 20, 1995, through August 31st, 1996, brings you more of the bizarre fun of the eternally devious, frustrated, and clueless. In addition to the antics of Dilbert, The Boss, Alice, Wally, and Dogbert, you’ll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine "just for fun." You’ll witness Ratbert hired as vice president of marketing, with his only experience being a week spent in a dumpster at Proctor & Gamble. And you’ll recoil from Camping Carl, the office’s annoyingly nonstop complainer, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel.

This volume of cartoons, which ran in newspapers from November 20, 1995, through August 31st, 1996, brings you more of the bizarre fun of the eternally devious, frustrated, and clueless. In addition to the antics of Dilbert, The Boss, Alice, Wally, and Dogbert, you’ll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine “just for fun.” You’ll witness Ratbert hired as vice president of marketing, with his only experience being a week spent in a dumpster at Proctor & Gamble. And you’ll recoil from Camping Carl, the office’s annoyingly nonstop complainer, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel.

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In ??Random Acts of Management??, cartoonist Scott Adams offers sardonic glimpses once again into the lunatic office life of Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, and others, as they work in an all-too-believably ludicrous setting filled with incompetent management, incomprehensible project acronyms, and minuscule raises. Everyone, it seems, identifies with Dilbert, who struggles to navigate the constant tribulations of absurd company policies and idiot management strategies.

In <cite>Random Acts of Management</cite>, cartoonist Scott Adams offers sardonic glimpses once again into the lunatic office life of Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, and others, as they work in an all-too-believably ludicrous setting filled with incompetent management, incomprehensible project acronyms, and minuscule raises. Everyone, it seems, identifies with Dilbert, who struggles to navigate the constant tribulations of absurd company policies and idiot management strategies.

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Sometimes, it doesn't matter if your outfit isn't business casual, as long as you spend the day pretending to be agonizingly busy. This comfortable sweatshirt will allow you to channel your inner Wally and practice the techniques of unproductive hall roaming, incessant coffee drinking and imaginary project progression.

Sometimes, it doesn’t matter if your outfit isn’t business casual, as long as you spend the day pretending to be agonizingly busy. This comfortable sweatshirt will allow you to channel your inner Wally and practice the techniques of unproductive hall roaming, incessant coffee drinking and imaginary project progression.

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Catbert the Evil H.R. Director once gave in to Wally's request to have a cubicle with a window view - only so he could take afternoon naps in the sun on Wally's head. If you need to find a more practical way to warm your skull at the end of a brain-busting day, this Wally beanie is the perfect way to boast: "I did nothing today and still got paid."

Catbert the Evil H.R. Director once gave in to Wally’s request to have a cubicle with a window view – only so he could take afternoon naps in the sun on Wally’s head. If you need to find a more practical way to warm your skull at the end of a brain-busting day, this Wally beanie is the perfect way to boast: “I did nothing today and still got paid.”

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If you're like Wally, your life is a permanent vacation, whether you are at the office or not. Grab some iced coffee and fly down to the beach, then put your new Wally bucket hat on and let the relaxation continue.

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When a potential client comes to visit, don't forget how important first impressions can be. When paired with fresh slacks, this workplace-appropriate button-up will surely distract them from the looming reality of incompetent upper management, failed marketing attempts and a plummeting company morale.

When a potential client comes to visit, don’t forget how important first impressions can be. When paired with fresh slacks, this workplace-appropriate button-up will surely distract them from the looming reality of incompetent upper management, failed marketing attempts and a plummeting company morale.

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When you find out your business plan is in complete turmoil, what else is there to do besides take a three-hour lunch break while you wait for things to implode? Slyly pull this Wally cap low over your eyes and sneak out of the office unnoticed. Then again, you probably don't need to try that hard to be overlooked.

When you find out your business plan is in complete turmoil, what else is there to do besides take a three-hour lunch break while you wait for things to implode? Slyly pull this Wally cap low over your eyes and sneak out of the office unnoticed. Then again, you probably don’t need to try that hard to be overlooked.

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If all of your coworkers have managed expensive projects over the past year and failed, and you've done nothing but sit around and drink coffee, think about it: Economically, you're the top performer. Dress for success with this telling Wally sweatshirt - the perfect way to exhibit your laid-back side during your persuasive promotion pitch.

If all of your coworkers have managed expensive projects over the past year and failed, and you’ve done nothing but sit around and drink coffee, think about it: Economically, you’re the top performer. Dress for success with this telling Wally sweatshirt – the perfect way to exhibit your laid-back side during your persuasive promotion pitch.

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If you're like Wally, you're on a permanent vacation, whether you are at the office or at a destination. Vacation shouldn't end at the hot destinations, take a few a year and sport your Wally Fleece Headband.

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2010-02-22T15:43:23-05:00

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By now, you've mastered the art of appearing busy. You can navigate effortlessly through the corporate hallways of meaningless projects, failed profit predictions and demoralizing budget cuts. It's probably taken years to get to Wally's level - so reward yourself for all your accomplishments with the purchase of this functional, telling jacket. Pulling it on after a hard day's "work" is the perfect way to boast: "I did nothing today and still got paid."

By now, you’ve mastered the art of appearing busy. You can navigate effortlessly through the corporate hallways of meaningless projects, failed profit predictions and demoralizing budget cuts. It’s probably taken years to get to Wally’s level – so reward yourself for all your accomplishments with the purchase of this functional, telling jacket. Pulling it on after a hard day’s “work” is the perfect way to boast: “I did nothing today and still got paid.”

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<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% polyester fleece</li> <li>Velcro closure slash pockets</li> <li>Elastic waistband and cuffs</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/fleece_jacket_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

DB000687P

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2010-02-22T15:43:22-05:00

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After spending some time dabbling in a little crime, you'll have enough extra cash to pick up a little extra attire for your as-extravagant-as-they-can-be-vacations.

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If you're anything like Wally, you may worry that casual dress days encourage flirtatious behavior. If, like him, you look simply too adorable in your laid-back turtleneck sweater, don't bother putting cones around your cubicle as a message of caution for admiring onlookers. Just layer this comfortable fleece vest over a business-casual button-up so things don't get too out of hand.

If you’re anything like Wally, you may worry that casual dress days encourage flirtatious behavior. If, like him, you look simply too adorable in your laid-back turtleneck sweater, don’t bother putting cones around your cubicle as a message of caution for admiring onlookers. Just layer this comfortable fleece vest over a business-casual button-up so things don’t get too out of hand.

Wally Embroidered Fleece Vest

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) R-Tek(R) Fleece Vest * 13 oz., 100% polyester fleece * Anti-pill finish * Zippered pockets *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/fleece_vest_sizing)

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% polyester fleece</li> <li>Zippered pockets</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/fleece_vest_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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2010-02-22T15:43:23-05:00

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While relaxing in your cubicle is part of living the Wally dream, you don't want any brain damage to impede on your fun. Sport the new Wally Knit Hat with Ear Flaps and shield your brain from any and all occupational hazards that might channel themselves your way.

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<ul> <li>Available in grey</li> <li>Removable side tassels</li> <li>80/20 wool/nylon w/ 100% polyester fleece lining</li> <li>One Size Fits Most</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/knit_hat_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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2010-02-22T16:32:00-05:00

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Working in the medical field can be one the most challenging careers, send an ironic message indicating your strange ability to get by with little to no work…

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DB001026P

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2010-03-09T09:10:53-05:00

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There's nothing like a piping hot cup of coffee to warm your body and mind on a mundane day at the office. But when budget cutbacks prevent the corporate team players from turning on the heat until mid-January, hot coffee might not cut it. This luxuriously soft Wally microfleece is the perfect cubicle companion for those chilly days.

There’s nothing like a piping hot cup of coffee to warm your body and mind on a mundane day at the office. But when budget cutbacks prevent the corporate team players from turning on the heat until mid-January, hot coffee might not cut it. This luxuriously soft Wally microfleece is the perfect cubicle companion for those chilly days.

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority Signature(R) Activo 1/4-Zip Microfleece Pullover * 8 oz., 100% poly microfleece * Anti-pill finish * Zipper with pull cord *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/microfleece_jacket_sizing)

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% poly microfleece</li> <li>Zipper with pull cord</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/microfleece_jacket_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

DB000677P

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2010-02-22T15:43:21-05:00

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Were you looking for something casual and effective to wear on your child's career day? This smart embroidered polo will make you appear approachable - even while you animatedly claim, like Wally has, that "They rip out your ego and they put you in a box until you rot! You'll never know if you're dead or if you're simply envying the dead!" Children are our future; it's indubitably important to groom them for the superiority and obvious benefits of the corporate lifestyle.

Were you looking for something casual and effective to wear on your child’s career day? This smart embroidered polo will make you appear approachable – even while you animatedly claim, like Wally has, that “They rip out your ego and they put you in a box until you rot! You’ll never know if you’re dead or if you’re simply envying the dead!” Children are our future; it’s indubitably important to groom them for the superiority and obvious benefits of the corporate lifestyle.

Wally Embroidered Polo Shirt

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) Pique Knit Sport Shirt * 7 oz., 100% ring-spun combed cotton * Side vents * Horn tone buttons *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/polo_shirt_sizing)

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% ring-spun combed cotton</li> <li>Side vents</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/polo_shirt_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

DB000707P

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The economy is way down and your benefits are gone, vacation time has been cut and your job is on the line. The least your boss can do for you is make sure the budget won’t cut Wally’s most flavorful Fancy Fuel in the Hazelnut Cream blend. Break up your work day with some relaxation from a delicious mug of warm (caffeinated) candy.

The economy is way down and your benefits are gone, vacation time has been cut and your job is on the line. The least your boss can do for you is make sure the budget won’t cut Wally’s most flavorful Fancy Fuel in the Hazelnut Cream blend. Break up your work day with some relaxation from a delicious mug of warm (caffeinated) candy.

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Generate mass narcolepsy when you trade the regular office coffee for Wally's Placebo Effect. Sip your own Standard Fuel and watch who gets the fake jitters and whose productivity drops to a level suitable for termination.

Generate mass narcolepsy when you trade the regular office coffee for Wally’s Placebo Effect. Sip your own Standard Fuel and watch who gets the fake jitters and whose productivity drops to a level suitable for termination.

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2010-02-19T15:13:00-05:00

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Office monotony just isn’t right without a cup (or six) of Wally’s Standard Fuel. This classic blend that got Wally through the past two decades of his nine to five will soon become your fuel to get through days filled with micromanagement and incompetence. Sip through unproductive meetings, your annual review and mentoring sessions--and watch your quality of life soar.

Office monotony just isn’t right without a cup (or six) of Wally’s Standard Fuel. This classic blend that got Wally through the past two decades of his nine to five will soon become your fuel to get through days filled with micromanagement and incompetence. Sip through unproductive meetings, your annual review and mentoring sessions—and watch your quality of life soar.

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* 12oz foil bag of Breakfast Blend Ground Coffee

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Extra-rough day at the office? With numbers falling and sales tanking, your boss is having a full-fledged meltdown, micromanaging you through every possible task. Don't stress. Bring a little fire to your office crunch time and allow this strong, deep flavor to get you through.

Extra-rough day at the office? With numbers falling and sales tanking, your boss is having a full-fledged meltdown, micromanaging you through every possible task. Don’t stress. Bring a little fire to your office crunch time and allow this strong, deep flavor to get you through.

Wally Fuel — Turbo Fuel (Dark Roast Coffee)

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* 12oz foil bag of Dark Roast Ground Coffee

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Enhance your addiction with a little variety. Start and end your work day with any of Wally Fuel's delicious blends and stay heavily caffeinated all day. Try Wally's flavors for each appropriate occasion: Standard Fuel - Breakfast Blend for those average days, Placebo Effect - Decaf for days you plan to use your cubicle for naps, Fancy Fuel - Hazelnut Cream for those "fancy" meetings your boss keeps forcing you to sit through and Turbo Fuel - Dark Roast for crunch time.

Enhance your addiction with a little variety. Start and end your work day with any of Wally Fuel’s delicious blends and stay heavily caffeinated all day. Try Wally’s flavors for each appropriate occasion: Standard Fuel – Breakfast Blend for those average days, Placebo Effect – Decaf for days you plan to use your cubicle for naps, Fancy Fuel – Hazelnut Cream for those “fancy” meetings your boss keeps forcing you to sit through and Turbo Fuel – Dark Roast for crunch time.

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* Four 12oz foil bags of ground coffee * Assortment contains one of each flavor: ** <a href="/products/73521-wally-fuel-placebo-effect-decaf-coffee">Wally Fuel – Placebo Effect (Decaf Coffee)</a> ** <a href="/products/73522-wally-fuel-standard-fuel-breakfast-blend-coffee">Wally Fuel – Standard Fuel (Breakfast Blend Coffee)</a> ** <a href="/products/73541-wally-fuel-turbo-fuel-dark-roast-coffee">Wally Fuel – Turbo Fuel (Dark Roast Coffee)</a> ** <a href="/products/73551-wally-fuel-fancy-fuel-hazelnut-cream-coffee">Wally Fuel – Fancy Fuel (Hazelnut Cream Coffee)</a>

<ul> <li>Four 12oz foil bags of ground coffee</li> <li>Assortment contains one of each flavor: <ul> <li><a href="/products/73521-wally-fuel-placebo-effect-decaf-coffee">Wally Fuel – Placebo Effect (Decaf Coffee)</a></li> <li><a href="/products/73522-wally-fuel-standard-fuel-breakfast-blend-coffee">Wally Fuel – Standard Fuel (Breakfast Blend Coffee)</a></li> <li><a href="/products/73541-wally-fuel-turbo-fuel-dark-roast-coffee">Wally Fuel – Turbo Fuel (Dark Roast Coffee)</a></li> <li><a href="/products/73551-wally-fuel-fancy-fuel-hazelnut-cream-coffee">Wally Fuel – Fancy Fuel (Hazelnut Cream Coffee)</a></li> </ul> </li> </ul>

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While proving to your incompetent boss that you are the whole package isn't easy, you can easily get him or her the whole package from Wally Fuel - Premium Coffee. The only two things that anybody needs to get through the redundancy of the work week is a delicious bag of Wally Fuel and a nice cozy mug to keep filling up throughout the day. Fuel them up with Wally Fuel, you might even score a few extra brownie points.

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2010-02-19T15:13:01-05:00

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At a certain point in your career, it's time to realize that you might as well throw in the towel and adopt Wally's life style. Get the Wally Fuel in your favorite blend plus a large mug to keep you extra energized through the day. Why not drink excessive amounts of coffee, do nothing and still get paid?

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2010-02-19T15:13:01-05:00

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Sip the delicious flavor of <a href="/products/73561-wally-fuel-coffee-assortment" target="_blank">Wally Fuel - Premium Coffee</a> from the new Wally Fuel Logo mug while subtly showcasing your natural rebellious nature. Keep energized while enjoying the lack of work you are completing as your co-workers are stressing about poor business decisions and micromanagement.

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You know you can guzzle down <a href="/products/73561-wally-fuel-coffee-assortment" target="_blank">Wally Fuel</a> faster than even Wally can to stay relatively alert and focused throughout the day. To keep up with your habit, you need a vat large enough to hold the copious amounts of fuel you need to keep you going. Show off your favorite coffee brand and keep energized for each hour of your work week.

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Wally has dealt with the stress of company meetings by taking his mind to a happier place. For him, that means bathing in a pool of warm coffee. For you, it means keeping this Wally squeeze toy close by for when things get tense.

Wally has dealt with the stress of company meetings by taking his mind to a happier place. For him, that means bathing in a pool of warm coffee. For you, it means keeping this Wally squeeze toy close by for when things get tense.

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Everyone knows Wally -- that short quirky guy with little hair, plenty of horn-rimmed frames, and almost zero work ethic. After all, who’s got time for a job, thinks the self-proclaimed “Lord Wally the Puppet Master,” when you’re busy surviving the “Mobility Pool,” turning your cubicle into a tourist attraction called “Sticky-Note City,” and selecting a mail-order bride from Elbonia? Weasel-Boy makes a point of highlighting his poor performance and lack of respect…and usually gets another raise for his efforts. Such is life in Dilbert and Wally’s world. Such are the laughs in ??What Would Wally Do???

Everyone knows Wally — that short quirky guy with little hair, plenty of horn-rimmed frames, and almost zero work ethic. After all, who’s got time for a job, thinks the self-proclaimed “Lord Wally the Puppet Master,” when you’re busy surviving the “Mobility Pool,” turning your cubicle into a tourist attraction called “Sticky-Note City,” and selecting a mail-order bride from Elbonia? Weasel-Boy makes a point of highlighting his poor performance and lack of respect…and usually gets another raise for his efforts. Such is life in Dilbert and Wally’s world. Such are the laughs in <cite>What Would Wally Do</cite>?

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This book updates loyal readers on the so-called careers of Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok the intern, and other regulars as they wallow through pointless projects, mismanaged company takeovers, futile team-building exercises, and other inane company initiatives, like the "name the rest room" contest. In addition to the strip’s familiar characters, this collection showcases Adams’ masterful ability to create hilarious “guest stars.” There’s the network design engineer known as Psycho Hillbilly, who was going for the gentle biker look until he decided it was overdone. Then there’s M.T. Suit, who is merely an empty suit walking the office halls spewing corporatese, such as “promising to enhance core competencies by leveraging platforms.”

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When Body Language Goes Bad

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??Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review?? updates loyal readers on the mind-numbing careers of Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the PHB himself, and an ever-expanding cast of walk-on "guest stars." In this installment, a cash-sucking "consultick" burrows under the boss's skin, a not-so-grim reaper pops anti-depressants, and a lab accident turns Dilbert into a sheep -- a transformation that goes barely noticed by his beleaguered coworkers. All the while, Adams takes his patented over-the-top but right-on-the-money jabs at the inanity of the corporate world.

<cite>Words You Don’t Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review</cite> updates loyal readers on the mind-numbing careers of Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the PHB himself, and an ever-expanding cast of walk-on “guest stars.” In this installment, a cash-sucking “consultick” burrows under the boss’s skin, a not-so-grim reaper pops anti-depressants, and a lab accident turns Dilbert into a sheep — a transformation that goes barely noticed by his beleaguered coworkers. All the while, Adams takes his patented over-the-top but right-on-the-money jabs at the inanity of the corporate world.

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