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Alice’s short temper doesn’t make her a pleasant, friendly or even approachable co-worker -- but in plush form, she has no choice but to be huggable. Let her share your desk -- and your miserable outlook -- during your nine-to-fives.

Alice’s short temper doesn’t make her a pleasant, friendly or even approachable co-worker — but in plush form, she has no choice but to be huggable. Let her share your desk — and your miserable outlook — during your nine-to-fives.

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11" Alice Plush

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* Measures 11” tall

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If you're the office Alice, you can identify with her intolerance for incompetence. There's no sense in trying to hide your frustrations, so you may as well wear them on your chest for all to see. No one can say they weren't warned.

If you’re the office Alice, you can identify with her intolerance for incompetence. There’s no sense in trying to hide your frustrations, so you may as well wear them on your chest for all to see. No one can say they weren’t warned.

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Put the "function" in dysfunction when you warm up to this useful beanie. Wear it to remind those around you that while you may appear calm on the outside, your inner Alice is just one ignorant comment away from rearing its wrathful head -- or fist.

Put the "function" in dysfunction when you warm up to this useful beanie. Wear it to remind those around you that while you may appear calm on the outside, your inner Alice is just one ignorant comment away from rearing its wrathful head — or fist.

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If you finally get the chance to actually leave the office for a vacation…that involves white sandy beaches and not fluorescent lights and kitty litter, keep you brain protected for your unfortunate return to work with the Alice Fist of Death Bucket Hat.

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<ul> <li>Available in Khaki</li> <li>100% cotton </li> <li>Self-fabric sweatband</li> <li>Stitched eyelets</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/bucket_hat_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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Subtly remind your co-workers of your tingling fist of death when you don this long-sleeve button-down -- the perfect addition to your otherwise boring corporate wardrobe. Bonus: The menacing image of Alice's bared teeth may even discourage your boss from forcing that worthless project on you.

Subtly remind your co-workers of your tingling fist of death when you don this long-sleeve button-down — the perfect addition to your otherwise boring corporate wardrobe. Bonus: The menacing image of Alice’s bared teeth may even discourage your boss from forcing that worthless project on you.

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Cubicle-dwellers like yourself are prone to developing an intolerance to natural light. However you choose to spend your time in the sun, pull on this cap and protect your sensitive eyes. Come Monday, they'll be revitalized and ready to stare at a computer screen for another 40 hours.

Cubicle-dwellers like yourself are prone to developing an intolerance to natural light. However you choose to spend your time in the sun, pull on this cap and protect your sensitive eyes. Come Monday, they’ll be revitalized and ready to stare at a computer screen for another 40 hours.

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Alice Fist Of Death Embroidered Cap

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) Garment-Washed Cap * 100% cotton * 6-panel construction * Low profile, fashion closure with grommet *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period.

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% cotton</li> <li>Low profile, fashion closure with grommet</li> </ul>

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Cozy up to Alice -- hypothetically, of course -- when you pull on this comfortable crewneck sweatshirt. Spread out on the couch and pop in the Dilbert Animated Series on DVD -- because while you can't free yourself from the shackles of corporate culture, you can at least find some humor in it.

Cozy up to Alice — hypothetically, of course — when you pull on this comfortable crewneck sweatshirt. Spread out on the couch and pop in the Dilbert Animated Series on DVD — because while you can’t free yourself from the shackles of corporate culture, you can at least find some humor in it.

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Alice Fist Of Death Embroidered Crewneck Sweatshirt

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<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>78/22 cotton/poly blend</li> <li>Rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/crewneck_sweatshirt" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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2010-02-22T20:43:21Z

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When the company finally turns its finances around and you can take the ski vacation you've wanted to for years, keep your hair tamed and triangular, just as you like it with Alice's new Stretch Fleece Headband.

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This practical jacket puts the "function" in dysfunctional. Wear it to remind those around you that while you may appear calm on the outside, your inner Alice is just one rude or incompetent comment away from rearing its enraged head -- or fist.

This practical jacket puts the "function" in dysfunctional. Wear it to remind those around you that while you may appear calm on the outside, your inner Alice is just one rude or incompetent comment away from rearing its enraged head — or fist.

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Alice Fist Of Death Embroidered Fleece Jacket

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) R-Tek(R) Fleece Full Zip Jacket * 13 oz., 100% polyester fleece * Velcro closure slash pockets * Elastic waistband and cuffs *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/fleece_jacket_sizing)

<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% polyester fleece</li> <li>Velcro closure slash pockets</li> <li>Elastic waistband and cuffs</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/fleece_jacket_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

DB000343P

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When meetings become so frustrating, you are probably going to want to have something close by attempt to strangle the idiocracy out of your co-workers and managers. Keep your Alice Fist of Death Scarf subtly wrapped around your neck for easy access.

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If you're anything like Alice, you know you don't need to be in the office for your fist of death to tingle. This embroidered fleece vest will remind your co-workers, friends and family alike of your intolerance for nonsensicality. They can't say they weren't warned.

If you’re anything like Alice, you know you don’t need to be in the office for your fist of death to tingle. This embroidered fleece vest will remind your co-workers, friends and family alike of your intolerance for nonsensicality. They can’t say they weren’t warned.

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Sometimes the everyday frustrations at the office can cause your hair to go wild. If you want to let your temper loose, cover up your bad hair day with the Alice Fist of Death Knit Hat with Ear Flaps

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Office frustration doesn't end at the office. Work in a lab can be just as irritating and inefficient. If you are about to blow your lid like Alice, give everyone fair warning by sporting you new Alice Fist of Death Lab Coat.

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Unfortunately, incompetence and irrationality are not confined within company walls. Subtly remind those around you that while you may appear calm on the outside, your inner Alice is just one rude comment away from rearing its wrathful head -- or fist.

Unfortunately, incompetence and irrationality are not confined within company walls. Subtly remind those around you that while you may appear calm on the outside, your inner Alice is just one rude comment away from rearing its wrathful head — or fist.

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<ul> <li>Precision character embroidery</li> <li>100% poly microfleece</li> <li>Zipper with pull cord</li> </ul> (<a href="/pages/microfleece_jacket_sizing" target="_blank">click here for sizing information</a>)

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Everyone knows that Alice's wrath is one to be avoided. You may find that wearing this embroidered polo is the intimidation-inspired answer to silently, yet efficiently discouraging your boss from imposing that new, pointless project on you.

Everyone knows that Alice’s wrath is one to be avoided. You may find that wearing this embroidered polo is the intimidation-inspired answer to silently, yet efficiently discouraging your boss from imposing that new, pointless project on you.

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* Precision character embroidery * Port Authority(R) Pique Knit Sport Shirt * 7 oz., 100% ring-spun combed cotton * Side vents * Horn tone buttons *Due to the on demand manufacturing process, this item, as well as any order containing this item, may take up to 48 hours to process. All on demand orders are available for expedited shipping after this processing period. ("click here for sizing information":/pages/polo_shirt_sizing)

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The perfect way to control your tingling Fist of Death! Whether it’s due to noisy co-workers having a conversation outside her cubicle or getting faxes to her voice line, Alice is not afraid to retaliate by any means necessary. You, however, might want to stick to squeezing this toy.

The perfect way to control your tingling Fist of Death! Whether it’s due to noisy co-workers having a conversation outside her cubicle or getting faxes to her voice line, Alice is not afraid to retaliate by any means necessary. You, however, might want to stick to squeezing this toy.

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* Measures 4.5 x 2 inches

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You make enough decisions from nine to five (the best way to appear busy, how many cups of coffee to drink, etc.), so keep things simple when it comes to choosing a new stuffed cubicle companion. This cohort of three plush toys has something for your every frame of mind. Note to management: If distributing these as morale-boosting gifts, hang on to the Pointy-Haired Boss plush in case voodoo ever makes a comeback.

You make enough decisions from nine to five (the best way to appear busy, how many cups of coffee to drink, etc.), so keep things simple when it comes to choosing a new stuffed cubicle companion. This cohort of three plush toys has something for your every frame of mind. Note to management: If distributing these as morale-boosting gifts, hang on to the Pointy-Haired Boss plush in case voodoo ever makes a comeback.

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* Set of three plush toys includes 12" Dilbert, 11" Alice, and 10" Pointy-Haired Boss

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Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees' cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees’ cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

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You spend enough time controlling your fist of death; you deserve to embrace it for once. Express your intolerance for management’s immoral abuse of power with this Fist of Death Kit, designed specifically for those who reach their breaking point on a daily basis. We promise, you haven’t lost the ability to laugh. Yet.

You spend enough time controlling your fist of death; you deserve to embrace it for once. Express your intolerance for management’s immoral abuse of power with this Fist of Death Kit, designed specifically for those who reach their breaking point on a daily basis. We promise, you haven’t lost the ability to laugh. Yet.

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* Kit contains one of each: Alice Squeeze Toy; Alice Fist of Death Embroidered Cap in Faded Blue; Design Your Own: Dilbert Strip Art - Small with 4.4.97 strip

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This volume of cartoons, which ran in newspapers from November 20, 1995, through August 31st, 1996, brings you more of the bizarre fun of the eternally devious, frustrated, and clueless. In addition to the antics of Dilbert, The Boss, Alice, Wally, and Dogbert, you’ll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine "just for fun." You’ll witness Ratbert hired as vice president of marketing, with his only experience being a week spent in a dumpster at Proctor & Gamble. And you’ll recoil from Camping Carl, the office’s annoyingly nonstop complainer, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel.

This volume of cartoons, which ran in newspapers from November 20, 1995, through August 31st, 1996, brings you more of the bizarre fun of the eternally devious, frustrated, and clueless. In addition to the antics of Dilbert, The Boss, Alice, Wally, and Dogbert, you’ll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine “just for fun.” You’ll witness Ratbert hired as vice president of marketing, with his only experience being a week spent in a dumpster at Proctor & Gamble. And you’ll recoil from Camping Carl, the office’s annoyingly nonstop complainer, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel.

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I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot

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This book updates loyal readers on the so-called careers of Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok the intern, and other regulars as they wallow through pointless projects, mismanaged company takeovers, futile team-building exercises, and other inane company initiatives, like the "name the rest room" contest. In addition to the strip’s familiar characters, this collection showcases Adams’ masterful ability to create hilarious “guest stars.” There’s the network design engineer known as Psycho Hillbilly, who was going for the gentle biker look until he decided it was overdone. Then there’s M.T. Suit, who is merely an empty suit walking the office halls spewing corporatese, such as “promising to enhance core competencies by leveraging platforms.”

This book updates loyal readers on the so-called careers of Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok the intern, and other regulars as they wallow through pointless projects, mismanaged company takeovers, futile team-building exercises, and other inane company initiatives, like the “name the rest room” contest. In addition to the strip’s familiar characters, this collection showcases Adams’ masterful ability to create hilarious “guest stars.” There’s the network design engineer known as Psycho Hillbilly, who was going for the gentle biker look until he decided it was overdone. Then there’s M.T. Suit, who is merely an empty suit walking the office halls spewing corporatese, such as “promising to enhance core competencies by leveraging platforms.”

When Body Language Goes Bad

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