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Office monotony just isn’t right without a cup (or six) of Wally’s Standard Fuel. This classic blend that got Wally through the past two decades of his nine to five will soon become your fuel to get through days filled with micromanagement and incompetence. Sip through unproductive meetings, your annual review and mentoring sessions--and watch your quality of life soar.

Office monotony just isn’t right without a cup (or six) of Wally’s Standard Fuel. This classic blend that got Wally through the past two decades of his nine to five will soon become your fuel to get through days filled with micromanagement and incompetence. Sip through unproductive meetings, your annual review and mentoring sessions—and watch your quality of life soar.

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Extra-rough day at the office? With numbers falling and sales tanking, your boss is having a full-fledged meltdown, micromanaging you through every possible task. Don't stress. Bring a little fire to your office crunch time and allow this strong, deep flavor to get you through.

Extra-rough day at the office? With numbers falling and sales tanking, your boss is having a full-fledged meltdown, micromanaging you through every possible task. Don’t stress. Bring a little fire to your office crunch time and allow this strong, deep flavor to get you through.

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DB000925P

2010-02-19T15:13:00-05:00

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The economy is way down and your benefits are gone, vacation time has been cut and your job is on the line. The least your boss can do for you is make sure the budget won’t cut Wally’s most flavorful Fancy Fuel in the Hazelnut Cream blend. Break up your work day with some relaxation from a delicious mug of warm (caffeinated) candy.

The economy is way down and your benefits are gone, vacation time has been cut and your job is on the line. The least your boss can do for you is make sure the budget won’t cut Wally’s most flavorful Fancy Fuel in the Hazelnut Cream blend. Break up your work day with some relaxation from a delicious mug of warm (caffeinated) candy.

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DB000926P

2010-02-19T15:13:00-05:00

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Generate mass narcolepsy when you trade the regular office coffee for Wally's Placebo Effect. Sip your own Standard Fuel and watch who gets the fake jitters and whose productivity drops to a level suitable for termination.

Generate mass narcolepsy when you trade the regular office coffee for Wally’s Placebo Effect. Sip your own Standard Fuel and watch who gets the fake jitters and whose productivity drops to a level suitable for termination.

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DB000923P

2010-02-19T15:13:00-05:00

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Enhance your addiction with a little variety. Start and end your work day with any of Wally Fuel's delicious blends and stay heavily caffeinated all day. Try Wally's flavors for each appropriate occasion: Standard Fuel - Breakfast Blend for those average days, Placebo Effect - Decaf for days you plan to use your cubicle for naps, Fancy Fuel - Hazelnut Cream for those "fancy" meetings your boss keeps forcing you to sit through and Turbo Fuel - Dark Roast for crunch time.

Enhance your addiction with a little variety. Start and end your work day with any of Wally Fuel’s delicious blends and stay heavily caffeinated all day. Try Wally’s flavors for each appropriate occasion: Standard Fuel – Breakfast Blend for those average days, Placebo Effect – Decaf for days you plan to use your cubicle for naps, Fancy Fuel – Hazelnut Cream for those “fancy” meetings your boss keeps forcing you to sit through and Turbo Fuel – Dark Roast for crunch time.

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<ul> <li>Four 12oz foil bags of ground coffee</li> <li>Assortment contains one of each flavor: <ul> <li><a href="/products/73521-wally-fuel-placebo-effect-decaf-coffee">Wally Fuel – Placebo Effect (Decaf Coffee)</a></li> <li><a href="/products/73522-wally-fuel-standard-fuel-breakfast-blend-coffee">Wally Fuel – Standard Fuel (Breakfast Blend Coffee)</a></li> <li><a href="/products/73541-wally-fuel-turbo-fuel-dark-roast-coffee">Wally Fuel – Turbo Fuel (Dark Roast Coffee)</a></li> <li><a href="/products/73551-wally-fuel-fancy-fuel-hazelnut-cream-coffee">Wally Fuel – Fancy Fuel (Hazelnut Cream Coffee)</a></li> </ul> </li> </ul>

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2010-03-10T07:15:57-05:00

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Looking for a fresh way to improve your employees' productivity? Stock one of your desk drawers with enough Perform-Mints to go around. Each tin will act as an uplifting "anytime" gift for an employee who's disgruntled, sluggish or sidetracked. If managerial selfishness is your specialty, you can always hoard them.

Looking for a fresh way to improve your employees’ productivity? Stock one of your desk drawers with enough Perform-Mints to go around. Each tin will act as an uplifting “anytime” gift for an employee who’s disgruntled, sluggish or sidetracked. If managerial selfishness is your specialty, you can always hoard them.

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2010-03-05T12:52:19-05:00

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“Proactively refreshing.” Improve both your performance and your breath when you pop one of these fresh, revitalizing peppermints. Sarcastic praise from The Boss not included.

“Proactively refreshing.” Improve both your performance and your breath when you pop one of these fresh, revitalizing peppermints. Sarcastic praise from The Boss not included.

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2010-03-08T08:36:05-05:00

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2010-02-04T08:54:30-05:00

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While proving to your incompetent boss that you are the whole package isn't easy, you can easily get him or her the whole package from Wally Fuel - Premium Coffee. The only two things that anybody needs to get through the redundancy of the work week is a delicious bag of Wally Fuel and a nice cozy mug to keep filling up throughout the day. Fuel them up with Wally Fuel, you might even score a few extra brownie points.

Wally Fuel Coffee with 11 oz Mug

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Kit contains one of each: <ul> <li>Wally Fuel Logo Mug 11 oz</li> <li>12oz foil bag of ground coffee</li> <li>Individual items total $18.98 - a $3 savings.</li> </ul>

DB000963P

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2010-02-19T15:13:01-05:00

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At a certain point in your career, it's time to realize that you might as well throw in the towel and adopt Wally's life style. Get the Wally Fuel in your favorite blend plus a large mug to keep you extra energized through the day. Why not drink excessive amounts of coffee, do nothing and still get paid?

Wally Fuel Coffee with 15 oz Mug

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Kit contains one of each: <ul> <li>Wally Fuel Logo Mug 15 oz</li> <li>12oz foil bag of ground coffee</li> <li>Individual items total $21.98 - a $3 savings.</li> </ul>

DB000967P

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