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If only your real boss were this yielding! Prominently position this Pointy-Haired Boss plush toy near your computer monitor at work. Let it know from time to time that while it can tell you what to do, it can’t tell you how to feel. Just don’t be surprised when your co-workers stop asking you to lunch.

If only your real boss were this yielding! Prominently position this Pointy-Haired Boss plush toy near your computer monitor at work. Let it know from time to time that while it can tell you what to do, it can’t tell you how to feel. Just don’t be surprised when your co-workers stop asking you to lunch.

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Alice’s short temper doesn’t make her a pleasant, friendly or even approachable co-worker -- but in plush form, she has no choice but to be huggable. Let her share your desk -- and your miserable outlook -- during your nine-to-fives.

Alice’s short temper doesn’t make her a pleasant, friendly or even approachable co-worker — but in plush form, she has no choice but to be huggable. Let her share your desk — and your miserable outlook — during your nine-to-fives.

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Complete with his signature blank expression, flipped-up tie and a multitude of undeniably hilarious connotations, Dilbert is in plush form and ready to join in on your nine-to-five fun.

Complete with his signature blank expression, flipped-up tie and a multitude of undeniably hilarious connotations, Dilbert is in plush form and ready to join in on your nine-to-five fun.

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Unlike other fellow cubicle dwellers, this one won’t munch on crunchy foods, whistle or leave his obnoxious cell phone ringer on. Donning his signature glasses and flipped-up tie, Dilbert is in plush form – the perfect cubicle or home companion to remind you to see the humor in corporate absurdity.

Unlike other fellow cubicle dwellers, this one won’t munch on crunchy foods, whistle or leave his obnoxious cell phone ringer on. Donning his signature glasses and flipped-up tie, Dilbert is in plush form – the perfect cubicle or home companion to remind you to see the humor in corporate absurdity.

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Get inspired to get the job done or simply do nothing and enjoy your improved work environment with the perfect additions to your cubicle. With a calendar filled with a year of entertainment, a squeezable Pointy-Haired Boss to relieve your stress, an environmentally friendly stapler that might actually inspire you to create that report you've been blowing off and a mousepad that channels exactly how you feel, you might actually want to go to work. Make your fabric box as pleasant as it can be, at the very least all the new accessories will absorb some blinding rays from the fluorescent lights.

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The perfect way to control your tingling Fist of Death! Whether it’s due to noisy co-workers having a conversation outside her cubicle or getting faxes to her voice line, Alice is not afraid to retaliate by any means necessary. You, however, might want to stick to squeezing this toy.

The perfect way to control your tingling Fist of Death! Whether it’s due to noisy co-workers having a conversation outside her cubicle or getting faxes to her voice line, Alice is not afraid to retaliate by any means necessary. You, however, might want to stick to squeezing this toy.

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It’s time to face reality: Your boss isn’t going to get any smarter, and your job isn’t going to get any better -- yet both allow you to sustain the ability to laugh. This hopeless, frustrated humor is the inspiration for the Anger (Toward) Management kit -- a priceless collection of three workplace essentials that will allow you to cleverly exhibit your true feelings toward your superiors. The 15oz mug is adorned with a strikingly applicable strip that has transcended time, while the book is teeming with hilariously relevant business scenarios. The showpiece is the Pointy-Haired Boss plush -- perfect for positioning prominently on your desk as a subtle indication of your ability to see through executive stupidity.

It’s time to face reality: Your boss isn’t going to get any smarter, and your job isn’t going to get any better — yet both allow you to sustain the ability to laugh. This hopeless, frustrated humor is the inspiration for the Anger (Toward) Management kit — a priceless collection of three workplace essentials that will allow you to cleverly exhibit your true feelings toward your superiors. The 15oz mug is adorned with a strikingly applicable strip that has transcended time, while the book is teeming with hilariously relevant business scenarios. The showpiece is the Pointy-Haired Boss plush — perfect for positioning prominently on your desk as a subtle indication of your ability to see through executive stupidity.

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* Kit contains one of each: 15oz Dilbert Strip Mug with 5.31.09 strip; 10" Pointy-Haired Boss Plush; _I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot_ paperback book

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If you’ve ever vented to your Evil H.R. Director that you need a new position and he’s replied, “Have you tried crouching?” you’ll benefit from owning this malleable Catbert toy. Squeeze your frustrations away as you remind yourself that the Human Resources department makes your corporate life stress- and conflict-free.

If you’ve ever vented to your Evil H.R. Director that you need a new position and he’s replied, “Have you tried crouching?” you’ll benefit from owning this malleable Catbert toy. Squeeze your frustrations away as you remind yourself that the Human Resources department makes your corporate life stress- and conflict-free.

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Feeling discombobulated? It's no secret that the complexities of corporate culture can cause you to feel like your head is detached from your body, bobbling around in a haze of dubious sales forecasts, substandard morale-boosting efforts and superfluous company policies. Add some clever levity to your disheveled desk with this exclusive Dilbert bobblehead—the perfect collectible for any uninspired nine-to-fiver.

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When it feels like your cubicle is sucking the life force out of you, give Dilbert a squeeze. Stress relief has never felt so productive.

When it feels like your cubicle is sucking the life force out of you, give Dilbert a squeeze. Stress relief has never felt so productive.

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Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees' cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

Calling all managers: If office stress levels have reached new heights, you need a quick solution. Forget the old days of raises, paid time off and bonuses; this set of six stress-relieving squeeze toys is the answer to calming your employees’ cubicle nerves. Stuff one of each into an inter-office envelope and hand-deliver them to your irritable staff for a gift that keeps on giving.

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According to Dogbert, the key to happiness is self-delusion. According to your stress level, the key to maintaining a sane workplace is storing this Dogbert squeeze toy in your desk drawer for when reality hits hard.

According to Dogbert, the key to happiness is self-delusion. According to your stress level, the key to maintaining a sane workplace is storing this Dogbert squeeze toy in your desk drawer for when reality hits hard.

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Don’t worry -- we not only understand, but fully condone your compulsive desire to play with bubble wrap. But is it just us, or does the opportunity not present itself enough in day-to-day life? Especially in an oppressive corporate setting like your own, you need a reactive outlet to alleviate accumulated stress. This inventive keychain not only provides the actual satisfying feeling of popping bubble after bubble, but it mimics the oddly enjoyable sound as well. Pop your way through insufferable morale speeches, condescending e-mails, tedious sales reports and tiresome commutes. What’s more, every 100th pop yields a different sound altogether -- whether it’s a bark, boing or something equally as discourteously satisfying.

Don’t worry — we not only understand, but fully condone your compulsive desire to play with bubble wrap. But is it just us, or does the opportunity not present itself enough in day-to-day life? Especially in an oppressive corporate setting like your own, you need a reactive outlet to alleviate accumulated stress. This inventive keychain not only provides the actual satisfying feeling of popping bubble after bubble, but it mimics the oddly enjoyable sound as well. Pop your way through insufferable morale speeches, condescending e-mails, tedious sales reports and tiresome commutes. What’s more, every 100th pop yields a different sound altogether — whether it’s a bark, boing or something equally as discourteously satisfying.

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You spend enough time controlling your fist of death; you deserve to embrace it for once. Express your intolerance for management’s immoral abuse of power with this Fist of Death Kit, designed specifically for those who reach their breaking point on a daily basis. We promise, you haven’t lost the ability to laugh. Yet.

You spend enough time controlling your fist of death; you deserve to embrace it for once. Express your intolerance for management’s immoral abuse of power with this Fist of Death Kit, designed specifically for those who reach their breaking point on a daily basis. We promise, you haven’t lost the ability to laugh. Yet.

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* Kit contains one of each: Alice Squeeze Toy; Alice Fist of Death Embroidered Cap in Faded Blue; Design Your Own: Dilbert Strip Art - Small with 4.4.97 strip

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How flexible is ??your?? boss? With this Pointy-Haired Boss squeeze toy, you’ve finally gained control over the management. Rid yourself of frustration with every constriction and forget why you were ever stressed to begin with. Next, see about that 2% raise.

How flexible is <cite>your</cite> boss? With this Pointy-Haired Boss squeeze toy, you’ve finally gained control over the management. Rid yourself of frustration with every constriction and forget why you were ever stressed to begin with. Next, see about that 2% raise.

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Wally has dealt with the stress of company meetings by taking his mind to a happier place. For him, that means bathing in a pool of warm coffee. For you, it means keeping this Wally squeeze toy close by for when things get tense.

Wally has dealt with the stress of company meetings by taking his mind to a happier place. For him, that means bathing in a pool of warm coffee. For you, it means keeping this Wally squeeze toy close by for when things get tense.

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